The Hills Have Novelty Sunglasses

In honor of you getting to know me, and I mean REALLY getting to know me, I'm going to take a page from Steve yet again and show you EXACTLY what you're dealing with here. Because anyone could show you their best looking pictures from Myspace or create a lovely photo album of their travel journal on Xanga, I'm here to keep it as lowbrow and stomach churning as possible. So, without further ado, here it is....

The Worst Of Brett
Photography Collection

Manimal.


Fashion Trainwreck.

Criminal Wild Man.

Utter Lush.

MULLET?!!?

Kinda makes you wanna take a hot bath, doesn't it? Don't worry, I feel the same way. Glad that's behind us, now let's go get some pizza.